You've Got To Be Joking
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Last published Wed, Feb 14, 2018
Capture-and-torture smut that escalates with each chapter...
You're the Joker's new plaything and you're in store for some pain and humiliation as well as a little bit of pleasure- whether you like it or not.
An attempt was made to allow all genders to easily put themselves into the story.
OBLIGATORY WARNINGS:
torture, spit, forced orgasm, rape, abuse, and bad puns.
Yeah, it's explicit and rated M.
I don't own the DC Joker character but if I did we would have some fun!
Writer's note:
I would like to continue writing and I want people to at least kinda sorta mostly enjoy reading my work so please comment. Criticism is welcome!
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