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You've Got To Be Joking

SpiffySpifferson

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Reads 18,354
Votes 92
Parts 3
Time 38m

SpiffySpifferson

Mature

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Capture-and-torture smut that escalates with each chapter...
You're the Joker's new plaything and you're in store for some pain and humiliation as well as a little bit of pleasure- whether you like it or not.

An attempt was made to allow all genders to easily put themselves into the story.


OBLIGATORY WARNINGS: 
torture, spit, forced orgasm, rape, abuse, and bad puns. 
Yeah, it's explicit and rated M. 
I don't own the DC Joker character but if I did we would have some fun!


Writer's note:
I would like to continue writing and I want people to at least kinda sorta mostly enjoy reading my work so please comment.  Criticism is welcome!All Rights Reserved

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