average life for the maple leafs

just a spoof of a fanfic for the Toronto Maple Leafs. if you were looking for some Mitch smut, you've come to the wrong place, buddy.
this is intended to be humorous and for entertainment purposes only, none of this is true except the wins and the losses blah blah blah yary know what's going down aight so get comfy, grab a mountain dew and enjoy

also don't question the tour bus it's like an RV in my depiction okay