Friends With Perverts
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This is a collection of silly horror stories. Not to be taken seriously and mostly to use this to rid of the dreaded 'writer's block.'
Friends with perverts
Eva is sick and tired of the people in her town. She wants to kill the two most popular girls but she cannot. For it would lead to jail and only have them replaced, something she's not prepared for. Until one day, after the dream of which she killed them, she discovers they are both werewolves. Or are they? Not to mention, a hot vampire and werewolf are fighting for her, in the dark, unknowingly to Eva.
For the love of Ma
Julie is a balding teenager, who acts like an adult, she is after all nearing nineteen. But what happens when one uneventful day, her Ma is having a heart attack. Or is she? Julie dials 911 and to her surprise (and wishes) arrives two HOT men. While treating Ma, one of them almost rapes Julie. Or does he? He doesn't. They both retreat when Ma is deemed fine and Julie realizes one thing. Vampires. Julie is settled with doing one thing. Have Ma attempt a so looking suicide attempt. Or does she? Read out to find more.
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