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"Hey boss, I'm just gonna say I can't come to the gang meeting today."

"What?"

"I know you aren't happy about it but they're beginning to get suspicious."

"That's great and all, but seriously you guys have a gang meeting?"

"You're not our boss?"

"Seriously, a gang meeting? Who brings snacks?"

"..."

"You bring the snacks? You guys bring snacks? Hahaha! That's hilarious!"

"You're definitely not the boss..."

"Of course not! If I had a gang I would totally bring chocolate, duh!"

"..."

"Hello?"

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