Quotes From an Incompetent Teacher
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Last published Tue, Jan 30, 2018
Actual real quotes from the social studies teacher at my school. Everyone hates her. She's a terrible teacher and she says some... questionable things sometimes. So I decided to write down some of the things she has said that have made me and my classmates just look at eachother with an identical look of "wtf".
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