Carson is fucking weird. Carson is obsessed with the islamic state, Carson has three bone spurs, Carson enjoys killing and hanging bunnies in his room, Carson collects pokémon cards just to rip them up and feed them to his pet lizard. Carson wants to lose his virginity to the girl with the biggest tits in the world. Carson lives in a Eastern Asian country. Carson has a mental disorder called "Asperger Syndrome". and better yet, he's Carson Onyx Jade, the kid who's gonna fuck your life up.