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Wattpad (A Novel: Parody)

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Zoe Spencer is a boring good girl. She is so boring that her entire life can be composed in 140 characters on twitter. Yes, it's possible. Her best friend is keen on getting Zoe to lose her virginity. Because that's what best friends of the female protagonists are supposed to do. 

Ryder Von Stone is a bad boy. He is rich and he is British. He is rich enough to buy Wattpad and bad enough to make every girl wish to tame him. But after meeting Zoe, he decides she is the one for him (God knows how that happened).

And after meeting Ryder, Zoe decides to stay away from him, because she is too strong a character to even consider dating him, or so she likes to think. 

But we all know that good girls always fall for the bad ones with a dark, disturbing past, no matter how big of a doucheface he could be. Why? Because this is a Wattpad novel. Read and find out what happens next. 

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Another Bad Boy Story by nerd_jude_hope

Emma Carpenter is a classic example of a nerd. She does her homework, gets straight A's, reads all the time, and never gets in trouble. Then one day Emma gets detention with the one and only Dylan Evans. You could say he's a bad boy. He punches anyone who pisses him off, sleeps around with every girl he meets, doesn't attend school, and is in trouble 99.9% of the time. And of course Emma can't stand him. During detention there teacher assigns them a project for them to do together over the next couple of weeks. Emma is furious. So what happens when Emma soon realizes there is more to Dylan than that meets the eye? ****WARNING**** There are some strong language in this story. This story does have a lot of mistakes, I will fix them at the end of the book. -Please read my book. Sorry I suck at descriptions. You won't regret reading my book! ****** ALL THINGS IN THIS STORY ARE FICTION. I DID NOT COPY ANY OF THIS STORY FROM OTHER STORY'S. ALL THINGS IN THIS STORY THAT ARE LIKE OTHER STORY ARE COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL!

Roommates by AidenSummers

"You wrote my name wrong" "You said it's Rider" "It's Ryder with a Y" "Ok I'll make sure I write it right next time!Enjoy your coffee" Next time: I swear to God your nerdy glasses are gonna be lenses" "What?! I wrote it right this time" "Rider With A Y' is NOT right." - Ryder is a bad boy, or at least that's what he wants everyone to think. He tries to act like a bully, edgy, and cruel, and it works for the most part. Spencer doesn't like to be called a nerd but deep down he knows he is to a certain extent. He is bored of everything and he sees the good in people, but will he find any good in Ryder?

The Bad Boy Saved My Life #Wattys2016 by PrincessofWhales

Peyton Hills has it all. She has a perfect life, surrounded by loving and supportive parents who shockingly aren't divorced. She is surrounded by popularity, love and affection. She sits at the popular table at lunch and is nice to everyone- even the nerds. But her perfect life goes crashing down hill and turns into a mess. What happens when something tragic strikes Peyton's parents that has her moving all the way across the country to live in New York with her Aunt and Uncle? Can she handle it all at her new school? Not being popular, being unknown, being teased and forced to start over? Being the new troubled and misunderstood girl? The once beautiful 17 year old perfect girl turns into the petrified, anxious and mysterious teenager who can't handle anything anymore. Being the lonely girl at the new school; can she find new friends? Or even love? One boy notices this lonely girl and coincidentally gets paired up with her for a Health project. He then becomes her only friend. The only person who cares to understand her. Finding out that she has many secrets to hide, this one boy tries to help Peyton. This one boy saves her life, and tries to bring her out of her shell, making her do spontaneous things with him and it all turns into one hell of a ride. This 'one boy' is Evan Shepards. The school's popular, ignorant, cocky jock on the Football team. The Bad Boy who ended up Saving her Life. (TW SH) (I wrote this when I was 14. I am 24 now. Please take everything you read in this book lightly. It's a mess, I am sorry. But to those who loved it, thank you)

Broken Until You by dreamaquarius

[COMPLETED] Autumn Cross is now in 12th grade at her new school, Willington High, with only one goal in mind: passing the 12th grade and going to a good college. But her world changes when she meets Ryder Becker. Ryder Becker is one of the most popular boys in all of Willington High. I mean, all the boys want to be him and all the girls worship him. He could care less about grades because he knows that football is what's going to get him into a good college. But his carelessness in grades changes when he meets Autumn. Not only does Autumn get partnered up with Ryder for the biggest class project of the whole year, she also lives on the same street as him. In the beginning she thinks it's a total curse, but maybe it's a blessing in disguise... They both may pretend on the outside that they are fine, but truth be told, they are both broken. The way his smile doesn't match his sad eyes draws her towards him, and the scars and bruises on her skin draw him towards her. A cure for your sadness could be another person, right? Well put her broken pieces together with his, and you have cracked the code. Love could put their broken pieces back together. ----------------------------------- A sky full of stars and he was still staring at me. "Why are you staring like that?" I asked him. "You scare me, Autumn." Ryder admitted. "How come?" He looked down at the grass beneath us then back at me and gulped. "Because I want to tell you secrets I'm too scared to admit to myself." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🤍I wrote this when I was around 13-14 (i'm 19 now) so some chapters may be cringy but I am too lazy to rewrite them, and still so many people enjoy this book and i'm truly grateful! But sorry in advance for scenes that may seem unrealistically cringe...I was young and naive. But anyways,enjoy the book (hoping to write more books in the future)🤍 Highest rank: 2019 #1 scars 03/12 #7 love 04/30 #4 romance 06/07 #1 highschool 06/07 #5 teen fiction 06/09 #1 cute 06/15 #1 lovers

Monster: A Werewolf Romance by krystlelight

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Challenge Accepted by linlou999

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Meeting You by Kittyz123

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The Bad Boy Has Wattpad ✔ by rock_dreamer

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Another Bad Boy Story

Emma Carpenter is a classic example of a nerd. She does her homework, gets straight A's, reads all the time, and never gets in trouble. Then one day Emma gets detention with the one and only Dylan Evans. You could say he's a bad boy. He punches anyone who pisses him off, sleeps around with every girl he meets, doesn't attend school, and is in trouble 99.9% of the time. And of course Emma can't stand him. During detention there teacher assigns them a project for them to do together over the next couple of weeks. Emma is furious. So what happens when Emma soon realizes there is more to Dylan than that meets the eye? WARNING There are some strong language in this story. This story does have a lot of mistakes, I will fix them at the end of the book. -Please read my book. Sorry I suck at descriptions. You won't regret reading my book! ** ALL THINGS IN THIS STORY ARE FICTION. I DID NOT COPY ANY OF THIS STORY FROM OTHER STORY'S. ALL THINGS IN THIS STORY THAT ARE LIKE OTHER STORY ARE COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL!