Wattpad (A Novel: Parody)
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Zoe Spencer is a boring good girl. She is so boring that her entire life can be composed in 140 characters on twitter. Yes, it's possible. Her best friend is keen on getting Zoe to lose her virginity. Because that's what best friends of the female protagonists are supposed to do.
Ryder Von Stone is a bad boy. He is rich and he is British. He is rich enough to buy Wattpad and bad enough to make every girl wish to tame him. But after meeting Zoe, he decides she is the one for him (God knows how that happened).
And after meeting Ryder, Zoe decides to stay away from him, because she is too strong a character to even consider dating him, or so she likes to think.
But we all know that good girls always fall for the bad ones with a dark, disturbing past, no matter how big of a doucheface he could be. Why? Because this is a Wattpad novel. Read and find out what happens next.
[Note: This is a parody!]
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