the pussy pompadour
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Last published Wed, Jan 23, 2019
Two Nintendo titles collide..... and I wish they didn't. One Pre-Hylian One pussy cat One fantastically retarded adventure Will the two flaming homosexual lovers ever get together no matter the fact that one is a human and one is a Pokémon? Find out by reading this completely useless piece of literature on this site people use to read books/fanfictions for the price only 0.00$!* *only for a limited time of forever
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Link being sent back in time didn't save Hyrule. Ganondorf is still refusing to give up his attempts to take over Hyrule and Link is tasked with finding a powerful magician to stop Ganondorf's advances. However, they're too late, and darkness sweeps over the land once again. Link and this magician must now save Hyrule and bring it back to the light by repeating what he had done before; cleanse all the sacred temples and put to rest the spirits of the six sages who guard them. Yet, Link can't help but feel that this magician is familiar to him; and, oddly alluring. But does the legendary hero have time to stop and think on his feelings for this tempting magician? Or will submitting to his feelings cause the land to be soaked in its hero's blood? ~~~~ ~ Watty's 2020 FanFiction winner! ~ Wattpad's Featured FanFic's Ambassadors Pick of 2025 at #1 in Fanfiction Ambassador's "The Ultimate Fanfic Anthology" under the chapter "Ambassadors Picks | January '25"! ~ Featured on Fanfiction Ambassador's "Video Games FF" Reading List 2025! ~ Featured on Fanfiction Ambassador's "LGBTQIAP+" Reading List 2025! *Highest Ranking*: #1 in ghiralink - 2021/01/02 #1 in Ocarina - 2022/01/10 ~~~~ [WARNING] This book is still not immaculately edited. While it has been through some rounds of personal editing, there still may be spelling/grammar issues, flow oddities, etc. I plan to edit it more but other life responsibilities unfortunately place this lower on my to-do list. But I will get there eventually! ~~~~ [!DISCLAIMER!] I do not own 'The Legend of Zelda'. All rights go to Nintendo and the respective creators of this game franchise. However, I do own the rights to any original plot ideas and characters within this story. So, please, don't steal any of it.
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