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Time for shit to hit the fan
This book is a shitpost slash rant slash idk, trash book, read at your own risk
*THIS BOOK CONTAINS SWEARING AND IS SHITPOST AND MAKES FUN OF PPL WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN CULTURAL APPROPRIATION, GAY RIGHTS, FEMINISM, THOSE WHO ARE PRO LIFE, EGALITARIANISTS, THIRD WAVE FEMINISTS, PPL WHO SAY "NOT ALL MEN" AND LOCALS. IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE READING CONTENT LIKE THIS THEN JUST DON'T. THANK YOU*
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