"There's something about you that just doesn't add up," Asaari said, prodding him in the chest. Her eyes were vibrant balls of flame. "This is my job, Nik. I'm going to find out who you really are." That smile again. It seemed so familiar. Maybe it wasn't a smile - Nik just flashed his teeth at her. "You know who I am." * * * And just when you thought you weren't insane, here's a story about the relationship between a cat, a bounty hunter, and a bodyguard. Set during the Clone Wars, this follows the stories of multiple scheming humans - including Asaari, who must protect the senator Padmé Amidala from multiple attempts on her life - some by Nik; the angsty, possibly bounty-hunting cook - and the senator's own strange love interest, Anakin. She is joined by Kryscat, a Jedi with a catlike attitude and a great taste for blue milk. Devastating truths are revealed inside the twisting turns of Padmé's manor, along with hilarious antics and several gallons of blue milk. We do not own Star Wars! Star Wars belongs to Lucasfilm. We only own Nik, Kryscat and Asaari (as well as some other characters whose owners we will list as they appear). Avem belongs to and was created by Evan (https://plus.google.com/110912570120244910450). We own this storyline, however, and we will not tolerate thieves. Copyright: bluemilk (@notgreenmilk)