A Hyperintelligent Extraterrestrial Answers the Really Big Questions

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Humans are an interesting species. The more intelligent ones are always asking questions because that's what makes humans truly human. These people have a curiosity beyond whether Beyoncé is pregnant, why elevators don't arrive any faster if you punch the up or down buttons in rapid succession or why no one has ever seen someone actually laughing all the way to the bank.

The problem with asking the really big questions is that no human is qualified to answer them. You're too provincial, having barely left your planet a handful of times. No, it takes someone with a universal perspective. Someone who's seen it all, from a guy who had front-row tickets to see two merging neutron stars, to one who uploaded his consciousness to the surface a black hole. 

Someone like me, a hyperintelligent extraterrestrial.

My name is Stan Parallax and I come from a planet called Arcturus which has nothing to do with the star system you know on Earth as Arcturus. None whatsoever. I currently live in Los Angeles and like everyone here, I am currently working on a screenplay. But in between script revisions and waiting for a phone call from Christopher Nolan, I have time to answer the Really Big Questions. 

So, go ahead and ask away.All Rights Reserved

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