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Hetalia Humor (aka History Jokes)

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Parts 49
Time 14m

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In which countries who have been given human qualities like talking type to one another... and makes some random history (or modern time) jokes.

Lots of puns in here. Some good, most bad.All Rights Reserved

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2p! England x Kura - 2p!KuEng by Kura_sa_Kura

Sugar and Steel TW - for mature audiences: violence, mention of gore and sexual themes A collection of thoughts about my perception of 2p! England: a complex character just like his counterpart, who hasn't received a layered writing that could equal 1p! England's and give him justice. Besides his character's writing, these chapters will analyse the development between him and Kura, another character whom has stumbled in the 2p! Hetalia world by mistake. The first chapter will be a brief explanation of both characters. Thank you for reading!

Hetalia X reader: The Accidental Global Threat - Family Life by BlueTimeFly

Your married with Romano and enjoying a beautiful life in Italy with him, except when the arrival of children come your life isn't such a blissful time. Thankfully everyone is completely head over heels for them, which can only mean trouble... And free babysitters. However raising well behaved and impressionable children in an environment with people who have undesirable quirks that you don't want rubbing off on your child, you find this to become a rather difficult issue to deal with. But sometimes life doesn't go as planed and you experience this first hand as you are incapable of fixing an issue, that you just needed to to let happen and believe in others more. This is the sequel of Hetalia X reader: The Accidental Global Threat, I recommend reading the first just so you can understand any references I make to the first story. I don't own Hetalia, but this story plot I do... It came from my brain, during math class XD I hope you consider to read this and enjoy it!

ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ (2ᴘ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ) by creepy_cat65

╔═══════ ≪ °❈° ≫ ═══════╗ ❝ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵈᵃʳˡⁱⁿᵍ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗᵐᵃʳᵉ ᵈʳᵉˢˢᵉᵈ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ᵈᵃʸᵈʳᵉᵃᵐ❞ ╚═══════ ≪ °❈° ≫ ═══════╝ ᴬˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ ᵇᵉˡˡˢ ʳⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠⁱⁿᵃˡ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ... ᴬ ʰⁱᵍʰ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ ˢᵉⁿⁱᵒʳ ⁿᵃᵐᵉᵈ ⁽__⁾ ᵉˣⁱᵗˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉᵍⁱⁿ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵉʳ ᵛᵃᶜᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ... ᵁⁿᵏⁿᵒʷⁿ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉʳ, ʰᵉʳ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵉʳ ᵗᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵃ ᵈᵃʳᵏ ᵗʷⁱˢᵗ... ᵂⁱˡˡ ˢʰᵉ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵉᶠᵉⁿᵈ ʰᵉʳˢᵉˡᶠ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵃᵈˡʸ ᵏⁱˡˡᵉʳ... ᵒʳ ʷⁱˡˡ ˢʰᵉ ᶠᵃˡˡ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏⁱˡˡᵉʳˢ ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈʸ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢ... ━━━━━━━ ◦ ❖ ◦ ━━━━━━━ ┊　　┊　　┊ 　 ┊ 　┊　 ┊　 ┊ ┊　　┊　　┊ 　 ☆ 　┊　 ┊　 ┊ ┊　　┊　　 ✬ 　　　✬ 　 ┊　 ┊ ┊　　★ 　　　　　　　　 ★　 ┊ ☆ 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ☆ ●ᴴᵉᵃᵛʸ ᵃⁿᵍˢᵗ ●ᴮˡᵒᵒᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵒʳᵉ ●ᴺᵒ ˢᵐᵘᵗ, ᵇᵘᵗ ˢᵉˣᵘᵃˡ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳᵗᵒⁿᵉˢ ● ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵇʸ @ᶜʰˣʳʳᵒ

A Series of Dumb Hetalia One-Shots by MagicTomatoes

Here's a bunch of one shots based on Hetatober prompts published by Nyksflower on the Hetalia subreddit. The prompts being; International Conference, Tooth Rotting fluff, Historical Event, Enemies to Lovers, and many more! Anyways, it's really chaotic. Hope you'll enjoy! 👍 ((The characters are Hidekazu Himaruya's creations. The stupid cover is mine though lmao))

"Enemies" by Rattattatrats

For as long as they've lived, England and France have been the worst of enemies, or are they really? One day, during a meeting, the two get a bit spicy and some unexpected secrets begin to reveal themselves.

Hetalia Supports by DreamersWriters

The Dreamers had conversations with some of the Hetalia cast! You can learn about their nationality and there is some great humor involved!

Hetalia-Worldwide Plague Outbreak by Hungary_FemRussia

A brutal virus has wiped out most of the countries. A few countries remain, and are under quarantine. Most countries have been destroyed, and the remaining ones are close to anarchy. Will England find love, or lose the fatal game? The countdown begins. FrUk, Rated T for violence, gore & swearing, & FrUk. (COMPLETED)

Turned Tables by ArtKirklandIsStress

The nations are sick of it, they're sick and tired of watching humans rule over them, use them as pets to destroy the world. Everyone has a breaking point, and the nations have long since bypassed it. They took matters into their own hands. What does the world become? Darker!Hetalia story, I use mainly their country names, that's on purpose to signify them being nations. Some blood, violence, gore and such as well as mild language, read at your own risk. I'm really not sure whether this should be rated as mature or not.

Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random) by AProudAsian

Hey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enjoy reading this~ Warning: Cursing, um... weirdness and This haven't been proofread~ Credits To: Hidekaz Himaruya for creating Hetalia

Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED] by Vraena

This is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia

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A Series of Dumb Hetalia One-Shots cover

"Enemies" cover

Hetalia Supports cover

Hetalia-Worldwide Plague Outbreak cover

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Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random) cover

Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED] cover

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