Chumper's Life Lessons
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Last published Wed, Nov 5, 2014
Hello, boys and girls. This is full of true events. Stupid events... Embarrassing events. So please, comments like "nice going, chumper!" are welcomed, or "wow, what an airhead". I've got enough of a sense of humor to laugh at what I do, and share it so other people can laugh too. Please enjoy these stupid little events! :)
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