JOKE BOOK 101
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Well isn't it ICE to meet you! It's really ICE that you are reading this book. Don't give me the COLD shoulder, I'm just WARMING up. This is a skeleTON of fun. I would make this description longer but I just don't have the GUTS to do it! Well, this is a book with a skeleTON of puns and jokes. But do you really have the KOALAfications to read this book? I wonder.. if you can KETCH-UP to my level of PUNiness! But I RELISH the fact that you are still reading this. AL-PAC-A(alpaca) my things! Because I have to go write this book! (Warning you might laugh. Na just kidding you probably won't. Unless these jokes are to PUNny for you. ok I'll stop now...)
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