JOKE BOOK 101
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- Parti 22
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Ultima pubblicazione dom, mar 3, 2019
Well isn't it ICE to meet you! It's really ICE that you are reading this book. Don't give me the COLD shoulder, I'm just WARMING up. This is a skeleTON of fun. I would make this description longer but I just don't have the GUTS to do it! Well, this is a book with a skeleTON of puns and jokes. But do you really have the KOALAfications to read this book? I wonder.. if you can KETCH-UP to my level of PUNiness! But I RELISH the fact that you are still reading this. AL-PAC-A(alpaca) my things! Because I have to go write this book! (Warning you might laugh. Na just kidding you probably won't. Unless these jokes are to PUNny for you. ok I'll stop now...)
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