Crack Story 01--Syndisparklez--Love/Hate
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  • Reads 114
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 1h 34m
Complete, First published Jan 29, 2018
Overall: Summary: 

Jordan's a beast-but he's also Mr. Grumpy Sullen (and Tom is a twink-but an aggressive Twink-a dominant Twink. In fact-neither are top or bottom. There is no Tops. There is no Bottoms. Just lots of arguing. 

Just a Summer Camp. Getting lost in the woods. A mysterious visitor. And dreading when the Camp Director comes back. 

Very unreliable narrator. Lots of cursing. Crack fiction that mocks a few Werewolf fan-fiction stereotypes and 'yaoi' stereotypes. No gay sex. No sex. Nope. This is a parody also of my characterization of Tom and Jordan in Poisoned Crown. So I make fun of their personalities I gave them. 

Syndisparklez Hate/Love relationship to a nut.
Deez nuts.
Got 'em.
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