Diabolik Idiocy

So this is going to be gay
It was straight once and i didn't like it.
Besides a dumb guy is far more plausible than a dumb girl

So I can't write this. I rewatched the anime it's too much. Besides I was starting to take this too seriously for the fanfiction of an anime where women are called pancakes for having small chests. I'm done. Anyways, I'm posting whatever I've written