*Just gonna say this is not fucking smut or a fic where everyone just decides to simultaneously fuck eachother. If you want that than get some help or go read the milk fic for the 80th time. Good bye* It's an average day at the holy emo church and everything is going great. Apart from a few unfortunate things that may ruin the holy emo church forever. *half of this story doesn't even make sense and I wrote it when my friend was at mine casue I was bored. Yes it is weird but I think everything on this site is. Do not judge lol*