Who r u?
Mystiq_Mystery
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  • Reads 10,558
  • Votes 383
  • Parts 65
  • Time 51m
Mystiq_Mystery
Complete, First published Jan 30, 2018
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"WAIT"

what ._.

"Ur a girl right?"

nO iM a 50 yr oLd mAn tRyInG tO gEt iNtO uR pAnTs :/

"that last part was so unecessary"
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Love on the Line

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"Have you ever been in love?" "...Wow. That's pretty deep for 20 questions, don't you think Lassie?" "That's not an answer. You're stalling." "Okay okay you caught me." "So, have you?" "No, I haven't. But I think I could be soon."

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