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Who r u?

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Reads 10,366
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Parts 65
Time 51m

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"WAIT"

what ._.

"Ur a girl right?"

nO iM a 50 yr oLd mAn tRyInG tO gEt iNtO uR pAnTs :/

"that last part was so unecessary"All Rights Reserved

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Stepbrother And Stepsister (Only For 18+) by bxbyydoll04

Until the door flies open and I cover myself as he stays there in shock. "Wow did I get u that work out " he says as he locks the door and comes towards me. "You could of told me I had boner last night and I still have it now." As much I was mad at him I couldn't help it. I wanted his dick so badly. Then he started to unzip his pants. He then gets all undress while I'm undress too. □■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□ (Warning:this book will have sexual stuff going on so if you aren't a big fan of that or your under age you may want to read something else...) THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK AND I WASNT AT ALL A GREAT WRITER!!! SORRYYYY!

My Short Funny Tales by Scarlet_Scarb

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Short Stories/Song Lyrics by n0va_ca1n3

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The Number On The Napkin by LunaFlore

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Love on the Line by mtfreeman

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Just a Click Away →COMPLETED √ by LoveyLacey

ColdHeart_8: its going to take more than interrogation to get that info from me. Me: fine. I'll just come to you house at midnight and point a butcher knife at your face til you speak! ColdHeart_8: Ever been to an asylum, before? Me: What? ColdHeart_8: just answer me. Me: no...why? ColdHeart_8: did you recently break out? Because you clearly belong there. Me: whatever. ColdHeart_8: that's it? No intelligent comeback? Me: what? Should I say you're a big dick? ColdHeart_8: No, but I do have a... ------ (Humor / Dialogue type of story) [WARNING: the book is cringey.]

My Vampire Best Friend by tshiamomkwena17

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SalxReader | SallyFace NSFW by achooashooo

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Stepbrother And Stepsister (Only For 18+) cover

My Short Funny Tales cover

[1.1] Douchebag & Classy | ✓ cover

Short Stories/Song Lyrics cover

The Number On The Napkin cover

Love on the Line cover

Just a Click Away →COMPLETED √ cover

My Vampire Best Friend cover

SalxReader | SallyFace NSFW cover

Texting Him. | COMPLETED ✔️ cover

Stepbrother And Stepsister (Only For 18+)

Until the door flies open and I cover myself as he stays there in shock. "Wow did I get u that work out " he says as he locks the door and comes towards me. "You could of told me I had boner last night and I still have it now." As much I was mad at him I couldn't help it. I wanted his dick so badly. Then he started to unzip his pants. He then gets all undress while I'm undress too. □■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□■□ (Warning:this book will have sexual stuff going on so if you aren't a big fan of that or your under age you may want to read something else...) THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK AND I WASNT AT ALL A GREAT WRITER!!! SORRYYYY!