AU Sans x reader oneshots

So as you all probably know after looking at my profile and what I post on it, I LOVE the Sans'... And not the L.O.V.E kind. I will keep posting about the adorable Sans' as much as I want, and no one can stop me! *laughs maniacally* Classic: "Babe, you're doing it again... You promised you would stop laughing like that..." Me: "Sorry Sansy, it just sorta slipped out..." Blueberry: "THAT'S ALRIGHT, HUMAN! WE KNOW YOU TRY!!!" Fell: "Even though you still do it..." Me: "Don't get salty with me, Fell..." Gaster Sans: "Hey Dove, where'd the other Sans' run off to?" Me: "Alter's out getting groceries with Blackberry, Trainer and GB are playing pranks at the park, Horror and Dust are probably out terrorizing some other humans, Ink and Error are fighting again in the anti void, Cross is chasing Nightmare and Dream through different AU's, Lust and Tail are watching Hentai and taking notes, Flower and G Fell are out picking echo flowers for the dining room table, Reaper and Geno are both hanging out in the loading screen, Fresh is trying to teach Outer and Babybones how to skateboard, Ganz and Mob are out back practicing attacks with Bara, Human and Fem Human are playing charades with Sci and Heavenfell , Siren and Dance are out at the beach, Neko and Cat are sleeping on the kitchen floor, Seraphim and Raven are out flying, all the Bittiebones are playing together upstairs, and I don't know where all the others are... Oh, and most of the Paps's are watching the Mettatons' and Napstabot's new show... There's too many of you to keep track of, really, I don't know how I can love so many people at once..." All Sans' together, somehow: "And we love you, Samantha!!!" Me: "Dawww, I wuv you guys so much!" *Group hugs as many as possible*