The Life of a Stoof
TheUndermindedSTOOF
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TheUndermindedSTOOF
Complete, First published Feb 01, 2018
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The story of my life begins  in my father's  left nut  and ends at me on Wattpad. so yeah.... read it or not cause I don't really care.

Stoof- me
snt: Why do you have to be such a stoof today?
Type: made up
synonyms: I, myself , Weaboo
Antonyms: norms, actual hoomans. yes, hoomans.
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