Darn it!
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MatureOngoing7m
Last published Fri, Feb 2, 2018
[Humor/AU/Romance/Rated-18+]
"ADHASKDJDSFGFG!! You know what?! I don't care anymore! Old tricks doesn't work on you guys? Let's see how effective this new tactic I learned from that damn new kid from the new batch--Technology! AHAHAHAHAHA! Just you see, Xia Yao and Yuan Zong, I'll freaking make you the greatest couple the universe has ever seen and I'll just relax and enjoy the show in my specially ordered swivel chair on my new and sparkly office! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!" Ranted a semi-crazed, over-worked Cupid.
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When Cupid was desperate enough to use technology as a means to finish his damn work after an embarrassingly long list of failed attempts.
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