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Ways To Die (Approved By Dazai Osamu)

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This is a many ways to die book, "approved" by Osamu Dazai.
It's a dark comedy-like book.
Watch Bungo Stray Dogs to understand most of it.
Enjoy!

(Don't actually try these ways to die, you might succeed.)All Rights Reserved

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Walking In Your Fleeting World || Dazai Osamu by yuseiboushi619

Dazai x Isekaid OC Synopsis: Waking up in the world of Bungou Stray Dogs wasn't exactly the goal I had in mind when I attempted suicide. Honestly, I just wanted to escape the crushing ache and overflowing tears that come with unbearable pain. But instead, I got myself into a different kind of pain; a pain, I soon decided, is worth living for. Roaming in an unfamiliar world with familiar faces isn't as easy as you may think, especially when you're trying to blend in and act normal to convince insanely smart people that you're one of them. Especially when you're helplessly in love with one of those people. Especially when he's dangerous enough to be called the demon prodigy. Dazai Osamu, the only one who helped me toughen up and get through my past life no matter how bad the day got before I gave in to that disastrous impulse, the only one I felt a deep connection to throughout my thrown-away life. In my previous life, I had no goals or dreams I wanted to accomplish or felt the drive to dedicate my whole life to, but in this one, I have. What is it? Well, it's to witness Dazai walking in this fleeting world, experiencing a life full of happiness. And to make sure he's happy, I will do whatever it takes. Start date: June 21, 2022 End date: No beta, we die like my expectation watching Dazai Osamu's entrance exam's anime adaptation

Loving you is suicide || Dazai x Reader #BSDWattys2017 by CinnamonOly

|| completed || [Dazai Osamu x Reader] Love is a difficult thing. It takes time, effort and patience to maintain a relationship. Especially when you're in love with a suicidal maniac. #BSDWattys2017

Dear, Prince.//Dazai X Reader by portmuffin

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touch me and I'll kill you by PandoraButler

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