How to write like you're running out of time

Are you tired of writing like you still have time?
Have you ever wished you could write day and night like you needed to survive?
Do you wish you could be nooooon-stop?
Are you getting tired of all of these questions?
Well, this book is great for you!
This book will teach you to be more focused and dedicated to writing without all the boring hassles of having an attention span! (I'm a poet, I always have to be focused when I'm writing .-.) For the low price of $100,000,000,000.00! But order before I start caring, and you can get the whole package.. FREE!
But in all legitamacy, (if that's a word) I'm basically gonna try to teach you to be a better writer by helping you focus, dedicate yourself, be better at brainstorming, write faster, yet just as well, ETC..
Enjoy, and I promise this won't cost you a cent even when I start caring about it.

Stay alive, Stay young, Stay free
-Kali