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speakingwithmagic

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Reads 235
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Parts 3
Time 7m

speakingwithmagic

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Don't let the tittle fool you. 
This books title pretty much explains its gist. 
This is my way of ridiculing things on the internet. Coz you know, cyberbullying and cat fishing is waayy overrated. So welcome fellow bitter human. Hope you enjoy your read.All Rights Reserved

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