You do not know de wea, you may think that you know de wea but only me and my bruddas know de wea, the wea of the Ugandan people, I remember years ago..there was the blue vs the red..and now we have all joined forces, we've even made some new knuckles, we have..trap knuckles...big knuckles...I don't like the next knuckles, but its a knuckles so its on the list, its part of our people, our Ugandan culter, our tribe, our way of comunicating ( mass clicking ) we die together, jump together, do everything together, we spit together..anything for THE QUEEN, now the queen will die one day, most stinks, but until den, we're gonna have to find a new queen, and we already found some potential candidates, this version of knuckles as a girl, this other version of knuckles as a girl..and this one..you know anythin..basi..BASICALLY...if knuckles has tits..its the queen, the reds and the blues join forces so we can beat the penguins, we will use our ebola, and our Uganda power and kill dem, spit on dem like the little peices of crap de are..IF YOU MESS WITH US..WE WILL SPIT ON YOU..WE WILL SPIT AND YOU WILL HATE IT, I TELL YOU DAT
Long Live............De Bruddas
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Yea my bruddas, I copied dis from a youtube video in uganda wit my bruddas..lol...
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It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . .
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After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found.
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