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Confesiones de un enterrador

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Cuándo uno se engaña a si mismo reiteradamente, también consigue engañar a muchos otros.
Los pensamientos privados de este sujeto en clave de humor nos muestran una personalidad déspota, mezquina, de egoísta ambición personal y carente de cualquier tipo de escrúpulo.

Si me acompañas a lo largo de estas confesiones por entregas de éste ególatra enterrador sin pico ni pala, entrarás en la mente de un sujeto lleno de extraños complejos y ansias de grandeza individual.All Rights Reserved

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