Patriot Machine: A Sam Skarda Sports Mystery

Amateur golfer and private investigator Sam Skarda returns with this nail-biting thriller focusing on Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Ethan Braddock, better known as "The Crosshairs." Skarda's case focuses on Braddock, a 27-year-old professional football mastermind attempting to kidnap sports radio journalist Ty Hvoorsternijq, a Netherlands native, steal his futuristic 2017 Kenseth Shooter luxury sports convertible, chase the New England Patriots by a wider margin, attack the assembly workers at an automobile manufacturing facility, and murder the hosts at an FM sports radio station known as WGUN in Atlanta, Georgia.

As with all novels in the Sam Skarda Sports Mystery Canon, stand-up comedy writer, conservative humorist and best selling author Mark T. Watson the Comedy Answer Man creates a riveting - and absolutely spine-tingling - professional football crime story devoted to the New England Patriots' biggest fans and the Philadelphia Eagles' most amazing fantasy football enemies chasing participation
sports law enforcement. Detective Skarda's amazing adventures in the world of sports crime and justice can be summed up in one Skarda-ian tagline: "Shooturupp all of you Basturdz andzhutta fark up onz morr!"

About Mark T. Watson the Comedy Answer Man

Born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, improvisational comedy writer, Republican conservative humorist
and satirist and YouTube sensation Mark T. Watson is the author of The Aspiration of Detective Broderick Throckmorton, Frank Merriman, P.I. and the Capt. Men. children's illustrated book series
as well as the forthcoming Disney Publishing Worldwide/Hachette Publishers Services illustrated book Innovatraptions, available in 2023. Right now, he is working on the political thriller Shapiro, which is being based on the true story of Ben Shapiro, the host of The Ben Shapiro Show and the founder of TheDailyWire.com.