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Wattpad: The Novel (a parody of all the stupid cliches on wattpad)

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Reads 6,165
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Parts 10
Time 24m

hopelessnostalgia

badboy brendonurie cliche comedy fanfic fanfiction harrystyles highschool humor meangirls nerd parody readme teen wattpad

(Note: this isn't meant to make fun of anyone. The only thing I'm making fun of here is how cringe fanfictions can get. This is a parody, after all)

After Cupcake gets adopted by Harry Styles, she moves to a new school, where she falls in love with the bad boy, Brendon Urie, as well as the nerd, Spaghetti, and deals with the mean girls.All Rights Reserved

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Possessive Hearts, His Desired Sin by Jordananime

{rewritten version of Possessive Hearts} "Where do you think you're going?" He spoke. His big strong hands pinning me against the wall. The scent of dangerous lavender feeling my senses. "To class. Where do you think?" I replied with a snark. Trying to push him away, but failed and he chuckled from my struggling. "Not today, Kitten." "Who said you could call m-" he picked up my chin forcefully. His piercing red eyes claiming my electric blue ones. The unforgettable sparks shooting through me. His eyes darkening with lust. "You're mine now Kitten." * Ky Severs, your "grade A" average bad boy. Serena Havenmoon, your not so average goodie goodie girl. Their lives were both simple, Ky the future Alpha of the eclipse pack and Serena destined to follow in her father foot steps as a Beta. Little did they know...that their encounter will turn their world upside down. Serena is the new girl at Break Ridge high and it's already hard enough to get use to a new school...especially when the schools baddest/hottest boy is on your tail. And especially if you and that same guy had a little stare off that same morning. Not to mention that you're suppose to be his future Beta, but we'll get to that. Ky is the hot popular jock of the story. He gets all the girls and every teacher loves him. They even let him get away with cutting class every now and then. The Alpha in a school full of humans. The prom king of Break Ridge high. Who is still single...and still waiting for his mate. Never have two people be so different and yet so alike. More a like than they ever know. Their story is full of love, pain, heart break, but it's one hell of a story to read. So sit back and see... If a Bad boy Alpha and Goodie Goodie Beta finally connect. WARNING: MATURE AND SEXUAL CONTENT

Nerdy Girl Is Not So Nerdy [EDITING] by DanielittaKompus

He needs a scholarship. She's... well, she's just being nice. To him, she's just another nerd. To her, he's just a washed up jock. But when he finds out she's not Mrs.Shy and is in fact totally blunt and slightly passive aggressive over the things she loves, realising she's the polar opposite of what he thought of her... oh he's falling for her hard. And when she finds out that the bad boy has a soft side... she's melting for him slowly. Highest ranking in Teen Fiction #44 - 18/04/2018 Highest ranking in Romance #129 - 11/5/2018 Amazing cover done by Kinnyuns

After Curfew by SlytherinAfff

Willow's always been known as the good girl with the wealthy parents who could do no wrong. Little do they know that this seemingly perfect girl has some less than perfect secrets; and the fact that she's been sneaking out past curfew every night since the beginning of summer isn't the worst one. Distancing herself from the people at school has become lonely, but everything changes when a group of bad boys that she meets after curfew one night transfer to her school and begin to take an interest in her; one even more than the rest. But will they be able to protect her when events from her past re-surface and begin to get her into more trouble than she ever wanted? ********************** We were a circuit, electricity flowing through us at every connection, every light touch igniting a heat that was exhilarating but dangerous. Like we could catch fire and burn to the ground at any second. "Did you take your own advice? Did you ever forgive yourself?" I whispered, my words evaporating in the heat around us. He moved towards me, trapping me against the car door as his lips traced over my jaw, down to my neck. "This," he whispered, his thumb tracing the waistband of my jeans, making my breathing falter. "Allowing myself to feel this happiness, to feel you...this is me forgiving myself." He kissed me, calming the raging storm in me and igniting a new one. I wasn't sure which would cause more destruction, but I knew only one had pretty blue eyes and a effortless smile that could convince me it was all worth it. It probably was.

Taming the Street Racer ✔️ by koolkenz

He tips my head toward his with his index finger, keeping my eyes trained on him and driving me crazy with the primal look on his face. His grey eyes look heavy, filled with dark desire, and a shock runs up through my core. Everything around us disappears and all I can sense is him and the hardness pressing between my legs. "What are you doing to me, River?" he whispers, his voice raspy and utterly captivated. His face is lowering and I'm closing my eyes, waiting for soft lips to press against mine. My whole body is on fire as I hold my breath for his touch. ♔ Everyone in River Avelle's hometown knows about Grayson Maddox - the troubled badboy who almost killed another student in the middle of the school hallway. Those who look into Grayson's eyes only see pure fury and hatred. They all think he's beyond redemption, even Grayson himself. But not River. As the seemingly perfect good girl, River saw something more in those alluring grey eyes. Something worth holding onto. From the first time their eyes connect, both Grayson and River feel the intense, undeniable attraction between them...but neither of them understand what's pulling them together so fiercely. The closer they get and the more vulnerable they become, River has to wonder: is she saving Grayson from his darkness? Or is she just pulling him further into hers? ♔ cover by : @strayinspace

Falling for the player by davefranci

Blaire Rose made millions of friends at her new school. But she ended up growing closer to the school's biggest "player". But it's okay isn't it ? They'll only ever just be friends? Just friends...... Blaire ends up unable to control her feelings, and when she falls hard in love, she has to get a hold of her jealously and figure out what is best, saving her friendship, or going on with her feelings. THIS IS A PARODY OF A CLICHE STORY

The Story of Us by bmstones

Cliche. I know I know. Bad boy meets the nerd. But hey this story may just be not cliche enough yet still cliche to meet your likings. Meet Lennon. Obviously, the nerdy girl. She mostly keeps to herself. Sits in the back of the room with her hair always covering her face. Her bulky glasses frame her face largely but she doesn't mind much. Her best-friend is the head cheerleader and she always tries doing things to Lennon to make her more outgoing. then in English class she has to make a story of herself and her partner. Named Parker. Meet Parker. Bad-Boy of the school. Mostly closed out. Has one friend they are pretty close. Most of the girls go after him but very un-cliche. Not the head-cheerleader. He never really knew why because that is usually what happens. As a matter of fact most of the cheerleaders barely look at him. He is very cocky and rude to the girls he does know though. But he has some soft spot for the girl who he is forced to work with in English class on some stupid project. (Awesome cover made by writingbug_01)

Kiss me gently. (Harry styles) by InfinateSkies16

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Ink Of Love by kirisays

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The Tale Of The Brit And The Bad Boy by cerealfrenzyy123

Meet Cherry, the girl who really isn't much of a girl to be completely honest. She's nice, cheerful, cheeky in an incredibly childish way, is a looks-like-a-kitten-but-is-actually-a-tiger type person. She has a twin brother that drives her totally nuts and a mother that is caring but will laugh in your face when you get told off by the school's headmaster. Upon finding out about her father's promotion overseas in Florida, her life takes a wild turn, for better but also for worse. Now meet Brett, the guy who thinks he's a big bad boy, when really, he is the looks-like-a-tiger-but-is-actually-a-kitten type person. Typical, I know- the female protagonist of this strangely typical cliche story agrees. Put the two of them together, and what do you get? Mayhem, that's for sure. --- *READ AT YOUR OWN RISK* - THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY UNDER EDITING -

American boy ✔️ by JupiterJoness

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Possessive Hearts, His Desired Sin

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