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Wattpad: The Novel (a parody of all the stupid cliches on wattpad)

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Parts 10
Time 24m

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(Note: this isn't meant to make fun of anyone. The only thing I'm making fun of here is how cringe fanfictions can get. This is a parody, after all)

After Cupcake gets adopted by Harry Styles, she moves to a new school, where she falls in love with the bad boy, Brendon Urie, as well as the nerd, Spaghetti, and deals with the mean girls.All Rights Reserved

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The Story of Us by bmstones

Cliche. I know I know. Bad boy meets the nerd. But hey this story may just be not cliche enough yet still cliche to meet your likings. Meet Lennon. Obviously, the nerdy girl. She mostly keeps to herself. Sits in the back of the room with her hair always covering her face. Her bulky glasses frame her face largely but she doesn't mind much. Her best-friend is the head cheerleader and she always tries doing things to Lennon to make her more outgoing. then in English class she has to make a story of herself and her partner. Named Parker. Meet Parker. Bad-Boy of the school. Mostly closed out. Has one friend they are pretty close. Most of the girls go after him but very un-cliche. Not the head-cheerleader. He never really knew why because that is usually what happens. As a matter of fact most of the cheerleaders barely look at him. He is very cocky and rude to the girls he does know though. But he has some soft spot for the girl who he is forced to work with in English class on some stupid project. (Awesome cover made by writingbug_01)

Taming the Street Racer ✔️ by koolkenz

When River crosses paths with a man who speaks to every hidden hunger inside her, their connection spirals into an all-consuming pull neither of them can resist-but is she Grayson's salvation... or his ruin? *** Everyone in River Avelle's hometown knows about Grayson Maddox-the troubled bad boy who almost killed another student in the middle of the school hallway. Those who look into Grayson's eyes only see pure fury and hatred. They all think he's beyond redemption, even Grayson himself. But not River. As the seemingly perfect good girl, River saw something more in those alluring grey eyes. Something worth holding onto. From the first time their eyes connect, both Grayson and River feel the intense, undeniable attraction between them...but neither of them understand what's pulling them together so fiercely. The closer they get and the more vulnerable they become, River has to wonder: is she saving Grayson from his darkness? Or is she just pulling him further into hers? *** He tips my head toward his with his index finger, keeping my eyes trained on him and driving me crazy with the primal look on his face. His grey eyes look heavy, filled with dark desire, and a shock runs up through my core. Everything around us disappears and all I can sense is him and the hardness pressing between my legs. "What are you doing to me, River?" he whispers, his voice raspy and utterly captivated. His face is lowering and I'm closing my eyes, waiting for soft lips to press against mine. My whole body is on fire as I hold my breath for his touch. *** Cover by @strayin

Possessive Hearts, His Desired Sin by Jordananime

{rewritten version of Possessive Hearts} "Where do you think you're going?" He spoke. His big strong hands pinning me against the wall. The scent of dangerous lavender feeling my senses. "To class. Where do you think?" I replied with a snark. Trying to push him away, but failed and he chuckled from my struggling. "Not today, Kitten." "Who said you could call m-" he picked up my chin forcefully. His piercing red eyes claiming my electric blue ones. The unforgettable sparks shooting through me. His eyes darkening with lust. "You're mine now Kitten." * Ky Severs, your "grade A" average bad boy. Serena Havenmoon, your not so average goodie goodie girl. Their lives were both simple, Ky the future Alpha of the eclipse pack and Serena destined to follow in her father foot steps as a Beta. Little did they know...that their encounter will turn their world upside down. Serena is the new girl at Break Ridge high and it's already hard enough to get use to a new school...especially when the schools baddest/hottest boy is on your tail. And especially if you and that same guy had a little stare off that same morning. Not to mention that you're suppose to be his future Beta, but we'll get to that. Ky is the hot popular jock of the story. He gets all the girls and every teacher loves him. They even let him get away with cutting class every now and then. The Alpha in a school full of humans. The prom king of Break Ridge high. Who is still single...and still waiting for his mate. Never have two people be so different and yet so alike. More a like than they ever know. Their story is full of love, pain, heart break, but it's one hell of a story to read. So sit back and see... If a Bad boy Alpha and Goodie Goodie Beta finally connect. WARNING: MATURE AND SEXUAL CONTENT

Beneath by immoralLaurel

His lips trail down my neck, sending shivers all over. "I love looking at you," he breathes, brushing the hair off my shoulders. "Will you let me?" My wild heart seeks his. "Yes." For a long moment, I just feel his eyes. Then, his hands. They skim down my spine, bowing my body into his. When his lips find my throat, I lean back into his hands, my eyes closing. He kisses between my breasts, then across them, swirling his tongue and kissing, always kissing. My fingers curling into his hair. His response is a smile against my skin. He pulls my arms out to kiss them, all the way to my wrists...all the way back. He presses affection into my skin, injects trust into my veins. Then he eases me to my back and does it all over again. ******* An obscure tutoring opportunity brings Camila closer to three friends: Noah, Jed, and Fox. After hiding in the shadows for so long, Cam is coaxed to the light. STANDALONE NOVEL Copyright © 2024-present Laurel Montaze (immoralLaurel). This body of work (story, characters, ideas) is available exclusively on Wattpad. If you're viewing it on a different website/platform or under a different username, it has been illegally stolen. Please notify the original author. © All Rights Reserved

Dear Cupid by Aria_Foote

"DREW!" I shouted at the top of my lungs as I sprinted through the crowd of many passerbys walking through the streets of New York. I could see him in clear view as he turned his head confused until he saw me. "Chloe?" He said clearly confused until the grin crossed his face "You came back to me?" I ran right into his arms and wrapped mine around his neck "Of course... I'll always come back to you Drew." Meet Chloe Blake, an intelligent book worm nerd who has made her life in high school going unnoticed by her peers and the popular 'it' crowd untill... Drew Simons the bad boy of Monroe High takes a notice and a liking in her and soon the unlikely pair grow to be friends... but what happens when their feelings start to grow even more will their relationship be ruined forever? Or will they fall deep, deep in love? Time for a letter to Cupid if you ask me.... *Bear in mind I wrote this when I was twelve, I keep on meaning to get around to editing it but lets be honest I'm too lazy :P thank you all for your love and support throughout this story and for those who have yet to read I hope you like it enough to ignore my shitty writing style from five years ago*

My Shades of Gray by SnowWhite1309

Isabella Harper, a nineteen-year-old, lost her color vision after her sister's suicide. She shut down herself from everyone and remained in her world until her parents force her to go to college. She couldn't get into a hotshot university since she was home-schooled. Isabella settled with a community college in Dunwoody, Georgia. Trying to live a normal life with her vision, Isabella is dragged into a whole new world. Everything happens for a reason. She met new people, experiences new emotions, and discovers secrets and the reason behind her sister's death. Now she wants revenge. Battling demons from her past, going to underground fights and nightclubs, hacking into a porn site, and on top of everything, there's Hunter Armstrong. Warning ⚠️ This book contains dark themes, mature and triggering content, i.e. description/talk of suicide, rape, porn, and mature language. ~^~^~^~ His lips cupped mine, and a swell of warmth unfurled in my heart. It was gentle and soft, something I never expected from a guy like him. He moved his right hand from my cheek to my waist, tugging me against him, and molded our bodies together. A wave of electricity went down to my core when he licked my lips. "Open your mouth, Bella." His commanding husky voice against my lips jolted my heart, and I followed his order like a slave. With no control, a moan erupted from my throat as his tongue met mine. It was barely audible, but I knew he heard it when he smiled against my lips. He swept my hair from my face to my back and gathered them in his fist. He tugged my head back, deepening the kiss, and my heart thrashed in my chest. At that moment, I didn't need drugs to know what being high felt like because his lips were enough to send me on nine clouds. Just once and I was addicted to it. If this is how being kissed feels like, then fuck, I've wasted a lot of time. ~^~^~^~ FEATURED ON: @Romance (Romantic Suspense) HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 Goodgirl, Darkpast #2 Badboy #5 Newadult

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The Story of Us cover

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Possessive Hearts, His Desired Sin cover

Dear Cupid cover

My Shades of Gray cover

Knowing Asher cover

Nerdy Girl Is Not So Nerdy [EDITING] cover

Ink Of Love cover

After Curfew cover

The Story of Us

Cliche. I know I know. Bad boy meets the nerd. But hey this story may just be not cliche enough yet still cliche to meet your likings. Meet Lennon. Obviously, the nerdy girl. She mostly keeps to herself. Sits in the back of the room with her hair always covering her face. Her bulky glasses frame her face largely but she doesn't mind much. Her best-friend is the head cheerleader and she always tries doing things to Lennon to make her more outgoing. then in English class she has to make a story of herself and her partner. Named Parker. Meet Parker. Bad-Boy of the school. Mostly closed out. Has one friend they are pretty close. Most of the girls go after him but very un-cliche. Not the head-cheerleader. He never really knew why because that is usually what happens. As a matter of fact most of the cheerleaders barely look at him. He is very cocky and rude to the girls he does know though. But he has some soft spot for the girl who he is forced to work with in English class on some stupid project. (Awesome cover made by writingbug_01)