Death for Dummies
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Last published Sun, Feb 4, 2018
Jack Montgomery never really thought about what happened after death. That was until he actually died, of course.
Without given more than two seconds to process his own passing, Jack is thrown into the magnificent (read: horrendous) world of becoming an angel. With the help of Ezra, a stereotypical bad boy womanizer, and a whole bunch of Vodka- Jack has to become the best damn reaper the world has ever seen.
Can somebody pass me the tequila?
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