Honorable (I guess)

Tim Carry isn't good with women. At all. Like, no chance was he gonna get a girl, get married, or have children. Not only because he doesn't have a clue how they work or what they want, but also because he doesn't like the idea of someone clinging onto him, keeping him from moving on in life. Worse than a twenty pound weight tied to your wrists. Ugh, women. Everybody has their first crush though.

Enter Jamie Willson. She's a bad girl who has a knack for getting in trouble. She moves to the same school as Tim, and as soon as she meets him, she rejects him. He follows her with creepy lovey dovey eyes that nobody likes. Ohhhh the paaaain!