Aliens. Rom-com tropes. Depression. Gay ships. Utter absurdity in the form of smart comedy. What do they have in common? This book. Get ready for a stitched together book combining romance, si-fi, adventure and comedy into one cringy book written by a single teenaged girl. Don't expect it to be good. TW: Depression, mild self harm or straight up death, a fuck ton of swears. Don't say I didn't warn ya.