Pick-up Lines
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Last published Sun, Dec 16, 2018
Hey people, very sorry if this makes you uncomfortable...
But I did this because I hear so many people do these in public.
WELL I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU GET REALLY CORNY!!
yeah... um I'm sorry everyone it will get really corny and offensive...
(JESUS PLEASE DONT SEND ME TO HELL!!!)
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