You Can't Stop The Future, You Can't Rewind The Past, The Only Way To Know Te Secret Is To Press Play...//Hey, it's Lauren Orlando. Yep it's me, don't adjust your... whatever device your hearing this on. It's the real me live in stereo. So, grab a snack, and sit back. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life, more specifically, why my life ended... and if your listening to this tape, your one of the reasons why.....\\