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Carpe Demon: Adventures of a Demon Hunting Soccer Mom

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Parts 19
Time 7h 24m

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“Shows you what would happen if Buffy got married and kept her past a secret. It’s a hoot.” – New York Times bestselling author Charlaine Harris  Kate Connor is your average, everyday mom with two kids, a husband, and one very big secret …Now retired, Kate’s more interested in the domestic than the demonic. So when she catches sight of a demon in Wal-Mart, she tells herself it’s some other Hunter’s problem. But when that demon attacks her in her kitchen, retirement is no longer an option.She’s a little out of practice, but hey … if she can juggle two kids and an impromptu dinner party, ridding the town of demons should be a piece of cake. Like the saying goes, Carpe Demon … and Kate intends to do just that.  Now Kate has to kick a little demon butt, figure out why the creatures are trying to take her out and take over her home town, and at the same time take care of her two year old, deal with a hormonal 14 year old, and try to keep her past a secret from her daughter and her husband.  “Smart, fast-paced, unique…a blend of sophistication and wit that has you laughing out loud.”—Christine Feehan, New York Times bestselling author   CURRENTLY IN DEVELOPMENT AS A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE WITH 1492 PICTURES!

 

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CARPE DEMON

CALIFORNIA DEMON

DEMONS ARE FOREVER

DEJA DEMON

DEMON EX MACHINA

PAX DEMONICA (coming soon!)

THE DEMON YOU KNOW (a short story)

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The Shadow Girl by Skillet_5FDP_A7x

"Take the small one, she isn't human." Another officer came over and started to take her from my arms. She let go in shock but I grabbed her arm and I tugged back but I didn't want to hurt her. "No!" I yelled ...................... "Katerina!" She yelled "Anna!" I screamed I screamed her name as I woke up covered in sweat, I was panting and out of breath. I sat up and looked all around me. My room was dark and all that was on was my radio. I had this dream almost every night since I was taken away from Anna. This dream was real, it did happen. As you know now I am not fully human, I was not created a normal way. I was created and I am a monster...... Katerina (Kat) isn't normal but only she knows that. After she was taken away she decided to live her foster life as a shadow but sadly that doesn't work as she bounces from foster family to foster family, from school to school, and from town to town. She is constantly expelled from schools and gets into fights. After a while everything gets the best of her. After moving with a new foster family and she goes to a new school, she realizes that maybe she is not alone. She struggles with who she wants to be and who she really is, as she tries to find out how many more of her kind exist without blowing her cover

Face Your Fears by HonorInTheRain

Archer Morales's life is finally perfect. He's married to the girl of his dreams and finally has a job he enjoys. But when something completely unexpected happens, Archer discovers that his wife, Hadley, has been keeping secrets, and that his past isn't going to be staying in the past for much longer.

Rooming with the Wicked by allrenwrote

After barely surviving an attempt on her life, alchemy student Ariel investigates her new supernatural roommates as possible suspects. Nothing can prepare her for the secrets she is about to uncover about her own family-or her infuriating demon roommate's constant attempts to get under her skin. Season 1 of The Wicked Series *** Ariel is no stranger to bad luck. Life has been an uphill battle with an estranged father and a stepbrother who hates her. Studying alchemy feels like a dream come true, at least until Ariel suspects one of her new supernatural roommates might be trying to kill her. Refusing to be an easy target, she uses her alchemy skills to protect herself and dives headfirst into her own investigation. When unsettling truths about Ariel's family and the world she lives in come to light, she realizes that those she suspects most might be her best allies. None of her newfound friends are quite what they seem-especially Haze. A demon of sloth should not be this hard to avoid, yet Haze defies all expectations, making it increasingly difficult for Ariel to deny the growing attraction between them. Still, the closer Ariel gets to finding out the truth, the more she fears her trust may have been misplaced. *** Weekly updates on Mondays. Wait & read for free, or unlock with coins-the choice is yours!

Perfect Find by Thatgirl_Temiiii

Everything just feels so perfect with him. But life isn't perfect so does that mean that he isn't real??? ................................... Ava Jones struggle to find the perfect guy in an imperfect world. Well her world was once perfect..... until her dad died and her whole world came crashing down. Her mum failed to accept the fact that her husband is dead and the nightmares of her dying that she kept on having made her brother became extra overprotective of her. Her father dying at a young age meant that she didn't have a father figure while growing up which made her mother to consider dating again. Jeff comes into her life as her mother's boyfriend but she hates the shit out of him.She thinks there's something about him that screams 'danger' He ends up making them to move to another state. Ava may hate him but she's grateful to him for making them move cause she ended up meeting the most handsome guy she has ever seen. Xavier Ross. "Fuck sexiness. He's a total dick" She says as she realizes that the so called handsome guy turns out to be a jerk that hates her. But will he hate her for long??? Will she end up with the guy she described as a 'dick'??? Will she expose the true evil of Jeff??? Will her life finally be perfect as it was before??? Questions that are to be answered in the book....."PERFECT FIND" Will she expose the wicked

Two Worlds among the Stars (G/t) OLD VERSION by SigridNaseweis

Far away from the modern world was a small village surrounded by an endless forest. The forest was divided into two parts by a river - the south and north part. The people lived a peaceful life in the south part and could do whatever they wanted. There was only one simple rule: Never go into the north part! The other part of the forest was ruled by a 60 ft tall giant, who made sure no one ever set a foot in their part of the forest and was feared by everyone. But what happens if someone dares breaking this rule?

Prohibition by fleur5678

A match made in heaven? More like a match straight from Hell. The year is 1925. He's a Prohibition agent. She's a bootlegger and a member of the syndicate he's trying to destroy. They were never supposed to meet, let alone harbor feelings for each other. But they did. Follow Raymond and Evelyn as their lives--and their hearts--collide in an epic historical drama that spans across decades. Will Raymond and Evelyn be able to create a life together? Or will Prohibition, duty, and long-hidden family secrets tear them apart? Trigger warnings: Strong language, sexual content, mental and emotional abuse, and alcoholism.

The Edge of Forever by mbross00

In a world where whispers hold the power to kill, a young girl must face her darkest fears as the boundary between life and death starts to dissolve, uncovering the fragile yet profound meaning of existence.

OCEAN (သမုဒ္ဒရာပိုင်တဲ့လခြမ်းငယ်) (Complete) by HyacinthNyein

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Bite Me by stayonbrand

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A Beginning by RawYal

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The Shadow Girl cover

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OCEAN (သမုဒ္ဒရာပိုင်တဲ့လခြမ်းငယ်) (Complete) cover

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The Shadow Girl

"Take the small one, she isn't human." Another officer came over and started to take her from my arms. She let go in shock but I grabbed her arm and I tugged back but I didn't want to hurt her. "No!" I yelled ...................... "Katerina!" She yelled "Anna!" I screamed I screamed her name as I woke up covered in sweat, I was panting and out of breath. I sat up and looked all around me. My room was dark and all that was on was my radio. I had this dream almost every night since I was taken away from Anna. This dream was real, it did happen. As you know now I am not fully human, I was not created a normal way. I was created and I am a monster...... Katerina (Kat) isn't normal but only she knows that. After she was taken away she decided to live her foster life as a shadow but sadly that doesn't work as she bounces from foster family to foster family, from school to school, and from town to town. She is constantly expelled from schools and gets into fights. After a while everything gets the best of her. After moving with a new foster family and she goes to a new school, she realizes that maybe she is not alone. She struggles with who she wants to be and who she really is, as she tries to find out how many more of her kind exist without blowing her cover