I don't want this ( Kyman )
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Last published Sun, Apr 4, 2021
Relief to confusion then to pain, Eric Cartman can't seem to escape a relationship with the girl he ruined as a child. Its been years of trying to escape, wanting help... it seem's no one wants to save him....even after he turned nice and scared of the world.
Will someone help him?
or will he forever be trapped in this dangerous relationship?
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(oh the characters are in there 20's but there are flashbacks so yeet yeet)
((I don't own SouthPark or the cover art :p))
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