Warriors: Too dark for comedy book
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Last published Mon, Feb 26, 2018
WARNING: THE STORY CONTAIN THE *** LANGUAGE! IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE! DON'T READ IT!
"Don't judge a book by its cover..."
And I agree! What a dark cover for a funny story that could make you fell off the bed..
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