This is NOT a Love Story

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Parts 2
Time 7m

harrystyles liampayne louistomlinson niallhoran onedirection onedirectionfanfic parody zaynmalik

Okay, I want to start off by saying THIS IS NOT A LOVE STORY! I, the author, JuliettaKate, was kidnapped by this crazy Darth Vadar. For some strange reason, I'm only going to be saved on the condition that One Direction saves me. Well, I think I'm screwed. Even if they do come and rescue me, they are going to have to face many challenges like: 

A Sharkasourous-Rex (think landshark, I guess) 

The Spoon Lord (the man who kidnapped me) 

and his Carrot Throwing Minions (exactly what they sound like...)

Well, maybe this story is being written by an author who is currently being help captive in the Spoon Lord's creepy camera room, but at least I get to control what goes on the pages...All Rights Reserved

harrystyles liampayne louistomlinson niallhoran onedirection onedirectionfanfic parody zaynmalik

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