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The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️

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Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire?  Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee  Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross?

How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange?  Read on to possibly find out. 

Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. 
Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. 

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(Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)All Rights Reserved

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JUST PRETEND? [[PAUSED]] (Enemies to lovers romance) by Reader_vi_17

Rachel Vaughn is a woman who's achieved it all. Graduated from Harvard university, she's a neurosurgeon in one of the best medical facilities in New York. She's in a good place in her life, her dream job, dream income and dream apartment. The only thing that's missing (according to her colleagues and friends) is a husband. One she doesn't want but her parents force her to find. She refuses to get married every time her parents call to ask, but one day her parents tell her if she can't get a husband, or at least a boyfriend herself, they'll find one for her. So when they come home to visit their daughter, Rachel runs to her neighbour, William Chase, To ask him to be her pretend boyfriend. But it's not gonna be easy because William, the CEO of a multi-billon dollar company he inherited from his family is, according to her, an annoying jerk of a neighbour who only thinks of himself and hates her. So when Rachel comes running to his door, practically begging to be her 'pretend' boyfriend, He proposes a deal as he happened to be stuck in a similar situation as well. They 'fake' date till the end of the year until their parents are off their backs and then go back to hating each other as usual. One rule?- No falling in love. They make it clear it's all just a ruse for their convenience, but with time will the lines between fake and reality stand or become a blur? Will it really, in the end, be just pretend?

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

We Were Meant to Be by anya_jayvyn

An age gap love story. A brokenhearted billionaire. A college girl. ***** "Nevaeh," Aiden whispers, "can I rest my head on your shoulder?" I nod, letting him rest his head on my shoulder. He closes his eyes. "Thank you." He sighs in contentment. "Heaven." "Heaven?" "It's your name spelled backward, isn't it?" ***** The moment I first saw Aiden Klein, the first thing that came up in my head was how perfect he was. A good hard working man who loves his family more than anything else, Aiden Klein has been the subject of the desire of many women. His wealth and success as one of the most influential leaders in the business world are nothing compared to his golden heart. The world keeps asking the same questions over and over again, "How would he love his woman?" The sad thing is, we will never know. Because his heart has been frozen. Eyes are blind for any woman. Touch is forbidden for their skin. Aiden Klein cannot love a woman. Yet, I know that it's far from the truth. Aiden Klein can love a woman so fiercely, his love would break you. Because I've seen it once, accidentally. He's the broken hero. And I'm the villain in this story. ***** THE KLEINS SERIES BOOK #3 © Anya Jayvyn. All Rights Reserved. (Content warning: This book has descriptive sexual content and explicit language)

Loving Flynn (Cali/New York Men Series) by JMLiterature

*NEW BOOK! * BONUS CHAPTERS OUT NOW! They say he's hotter than sin, colder than ice. The CEO of a Fortune 500 company. Built from the ground up. He needed an assistant, and I needed to get my foot in the door. My student loans weren't paying themselves. So that's how I began working under Flynn Stone. And day in and day out, all I could think about was being under him. Could the big bad CEO fall for a girl like me? I'm Ruthless in Business. I know what I need from myself and my team. I didn't get where I am today by letting people walk all over me. But somehow, I'm finding myself bending for my assistant. I need to put distance between us, but staying away from her is harder than anticipated.

Controlling Mr. Coopers - (Mister Twister series Book 1) by MedievalTomboy

"You need to stay away from me to stay alive. Am I clear, Miss Bell?" He glowered at me and pulled the water gun from my hands. Well, what wrong did I do? I am just giving presentation with few realistic examples. One second... why are you spared of him, Rainbow! He is just a mere CEO and you are a ten letter long chairwoman. "Ahem... And you should stay in you limits to stay in the pompany at all." I finally pompleted the statement with ponfident stance but God bless me, I am so spared of this man from inside. Oh Lord, why did you throw me here? *** Keenan Coopers, who lived a life of royalty, born with a silver spoon and got everything he wanted. What will happen when nobody-like Rainbow comes into his life and turns it upside down? Rainbow Bell, a nurse by profession, is a kind and meekly spicy girl who aspires to become a doctor. What will happen when she unexpectedly gets under Keenan's skin, not to mention the way she addresses him. The mistakes in the above paragraphs are not really mistakes, it is how Rainbow speaks. To know more, follow the journey of the opposite poles.

30 Days Ultimatum(COMPLETED)[✔] by strawberrytrifles

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The Contract Marriage (Complete) by ShaanaG

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Arranged Roommates (✔) by sriwaniwrites

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little do you know (Editing) by _WeirdAsHell_

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The Contract Marriage (Complete) cover

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little do you know (Editing) cover

JUST PRETEND? [[PAUSED]] (Enemies to lovers romance)

Rachel Vaughn is a woman who's achieved it all. Graduated from Harvard university, she's a neurosurgeon in one of the best medical facilities in New York. She's in a good place in her life, her dream job, dream income and dream apartment. The only thing that's missing (according to her colleagues and friends) is a husband. One she doesn't want but her parents force her to find. She refuses to get married every time her parents call to ask, but one day her parents tell her if she can't get a husband, or at least a boyfriend herself, they'll find one for her. So when they come home to visit their daughter, Rachel runs to her neighbour, William Chase, To ask him to be her pretend boyfriend. But it's not gonna be easy because William, the CEO of a multi-billon dollar company he inherited from his family is, according to her, an annoying jerk of a neighbour who only thinks of himself and hates her. So when Rachel comes running to his door, practically begging to be her 'pretend' boyfriend, He proposes a deal as he happened to be stuck in a similar situation as well. They 'fake' date till the end of the year until their parents are off their backs and then go back to hating each other as usual. One rule?- No falling in love. They make it clear it's all just a ruse for their convenience, but with time will the lines between fake and reality stand or become a blur? Will it really, in the end, be just pretend?