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The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️

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Time 1h 46m

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Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire?  Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee  Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross?

How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange?  Read on to possibly find out. 

Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. 
Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. 

Cover is by @panickedsociety

(Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)All Rights Reserved

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Business Contract ✔️ by veronicasoli

An arranged marriage romance novel. Pretty cliche, completed! ** Could love ever be a part of an arranged marriage? Eleanor Hays never chose to be a part of her parent's silly business, but somehow she got caught in the middle. With a billionaire after her family business, will their contract ensure a life time of tranquility. But wait, there's more, it requires her to wed the son of the most eligible bachelor in America. She hasn't even met the guy. And she knows how arrogant rich guys can get, aren't they. Being forced into a loveless marriage is one thing Eleanor never had on her bucket list, or any list for a matter of fact. Her forced husband, Adam Carnegie, only has one goal in mind: Make her fall in love with him. Note: Eleanor is a wild child, crazy; you'll either love her. Or hate her. Completed. Word count [90,000 - 110,000] Book 3 is out now: Eleanor's demise (also completed) ***** BOOK 2 IN BLISSS SERIES All books can be read separately but it would make a bit more sense to read Pure Bliss first... however it is unnecessary. HAPPY READING! Highest Ranks: #1 in Plan #1 Honeymoon #1 in Vows #1 evil #2 in integrity #3 in Humor #9 in Travel #20 evil 341 in Romance (pre-wattpad update)

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

A Cookie for the Big Boy by Devilsmom

#DarmetirSeries BOOK I (Can be read separately) *** "Do that again." He growls. I close my eyes, tears are starting to form in my eyes. "Cry. Show me how scared you are." I bite back my tears as my breath quickens again. Oh shit, this can't be happening right now. "Let me g- go." I breath out. He pushes me further against the wall. "I don't think so." He growls. *** Nikolaos Darmetir is one of the most successful businessmen in the world. After he inherit a part of the partnership that his father and his friends built long before he was born, he couldn't be any more successful. But what happens if out of nowhere their bank account gets robbed? Meet Lucia Brooke. An ordinary waitress in Chicago. It was just another work day for her. Another little argument with another customer. What she didn't know was, that this customer could destroy her with just a snip of his fingers. But what they both didn't expect the most was that Lucia is not just an ordinary waitress in Chicago. In fact, she's the key.

Arranged Roommates (✔) by sriwaniwrites

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Loving Flynn (Cali/New York Men Series) by JMLiterature

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How to Fall in Love ✔ by roastedpiglet

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Kidnapped by the Billionaire by beberexha101

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Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

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Business Contract ✔️

An arranged marriage romance novel. Pretty cliche, completed! Could love ever be a part of an arranged marriage? Eleanor Hays never chose to be a part of her parent's silly business, but somehow she got caught in the middle. With a billionaire after her family business, will their contract ensure a life time of tranquility. But wait, there's more, it requires her to wed the son of the most eligible bachelor in America. She hasn't even met the guy. And she knows how arrogant rich guys can get, aren't they. Being forced into a loveless marriage is one thing Eleanor never had on her bucket list, or any list for a matter of fact. Her forced husband, Adam Carnegie, only has one goal in mind: Make her fall in love with him. Note: Eleanor is a wild child, crazy; you'll either love her. Or hate her. Completed. Word count [90,000 - 110,000] Book 3 is out now: Eleanor's demise (also completed) *** BOOK 2 IN BLISSS SERIES All books can be read separately but it would make a bit more sense to read Pure Bliss first... however it is unnecessary. HAPPY READING! Highest Ranks: #1 in Plan #1 Honeymoon #1 in Vows #1 evil #2 in integrity #3 in Humor #9 in Travel #20 evil 341 in Romance (pre-wattpad update)