The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️
Chogiwhynot
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  • Reads 245,768
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  • Parts 38
  • Time 1h 46m
Chogiwhynot
Complete, First published Feb 09, 2018
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Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire?  Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee  Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross?

How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange?  Read on to possibly find out. 

Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. 
Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. 

Cover is by @panickedsociety

(Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)
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HER HIDDEN LIFE

48 parts Complete Mature

Meet ASHER KING CEO of the king Empire who owns businesses all around the world. Asher was born with the golden spoon. He is arrogant, cold, ruthless, yet sexy, handsome, and the youngest billionaire of New York. He had won many prizes, he is always on the front page of every magazine. . . . Meet MAYRA HADE aka CRYSTAL WHITE. She's sweet, beautiful, intelligent. She has a heart filled with love and care. She a pure soul. She's hiding something from the whole world. She's an only sister of DYLAN HADE CEO of Hade's enterprises, But no one is aware of that. No one knows that Dylan even had a sister. She's filthy rich, still, she lives her life like a normal middle-class girl, and the question is WHY? . This is HER HIDDEN LIFE. . ************* This is my first story so please don't judge and there are going to be a lot of grammatical mistakes as English is not my first language but I'll try my best. 🙏 Last chapter published on 15 June 2021 RANKINGS: •1 in #CEO •1 in #SUSPENCE •1 in #ASSISTANT •1 in #ASHER •1 in #COCKY •1 in #HIDDEN •1 in #SECRET •1 in #ROMANCE •2 in #HUMOUR •3 in #BILLIONAIRE •3 in #JEALOUSY •3 in #PROTECTIVE •4 in #DRAMA •7 in #ARROGANT

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