Sarcasm in Forks

Sarcasm in Forks

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MatureOngoing6m

Last published Sat, Mar 28, 2020

Check the first chapter, has the better info. Mature story, so hopefully its obeyed, but doubtful. Lots of sarcasm and yes, it is an after breaking dawn story.

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