Emoticon

Emoticon. The biggest con to ever exist with it's gathering of five million people every decade, an amalgamation of a bunch of different cons brought together under one name. With a price tag so expensive, you might want to think twice before picking this event for your family vacation. Of course, coming from an average family myself, my 17 year old self had believed I would be well into my twenties before ever making it though that Emoticon entrance. But lo and behold, I happened to have won an exclusive V.I.P pass to this year's "Emoticon City" after entering some shady lottery online.
Sound suspicious? Sure!
Do I care? Nope!
I mean come on! As if I'm going to pass up a chance to go to every nerds dream! I hear the tour guides a real beauty too. What's the worst that could happen? It's not like someones going to try to kill me, or I'm going to get transported to a different world, or I'm going to end up in situation where the fate of humanity is in my hands... right?