Light in the Dark.
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sat, Feb 10, 2018
When life hands you lemons what do you do with them? Do you make lemonade like a normal person? Maybe you go crazy and do some lemon meringue pie bull shit, either way, it's better then what I did with my lemon. I got handed a lemon, a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing lemon, and I fucked it up so bad that if I were to give it to you, you would just think that I was handing you a pile of dog shit sprinkled with more dog shit. Now, how did I manage to fuck things up so bad that my lemon ended up looking like this? Well let me tell you, it all happened when this white trash hooker asked me if I wanted to.... Wait. If I'm going to tell you how I ruined such a perfect piece of lemon I might as well tell you how beautiful the fucking lemon was.
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