Mermaid and the Sparrow

My name is Isidora Seafran, I guess you can say that I am a "fan" of Captain Jack Sparrow. I fell victim to him when he was galavanting around my home while the Dutchman and his crew were running around after him and the jar of dirt in his hands. He is responsible for my hardships and the loss of my home, so it is only right that I make him pay for what he has made me endure. I disguised myself as a man and joined his crew only to find out that the damn idiot is dead and now we must save him so that I may kill him again. This situation only gets more and more complicated with my growing hunger, it's hard playing a pirate while being a mermaid.