When Itachi met Naruto and Sasuke at the hotel, he expected a dumb Jinchuuriki and an angsty, revenge-ridden boy. Instead, he got a competent (and somewhat terrifying) paragon and a little brother that actually did some research and knows more than he should. Much angst on Itachi's part, and crack on everyone else's. "DOES NO ONE HEAR ME DYING HERE?!" One-shot. OOCness galore!