The Adventures of Hopper the Banger

Amongst the rabbits of the warren, Hopper had a rather unfortunate nickname; they called him Hopper the Banger. You see, Hopper had rather strong legs, and, frequently, when jumping through the woods, he would bang his head on things high above. Hop, bang! Hop, bang, he would go, and all the old rabbits of the warren would shake their wise old heads and grumble, "There goes little Hopper the Banger!"