Šílená domácnost
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  • Parts 1
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Ongoing, First published Feb 12, 2018
Již od mého dětství si mí vrstevníci vždy dělali legraci z toho jaké mám rodiče. Od mé puberty se mé vztahy s nimi začaly zhoršovat, bylo to dost možná tím, že jsem si přestal nechat líbit to, že mi srali na hlavu. Také to, ale bylo tím, že jsem prostě byl v období jakéhosi vývinu a zároveň oni nacházeli v buzeraci čím dál větší potěšení. V posledních dvou letech jsem docela trpěl, když jsem potom vyprávěl přátelům kvůli čemu jsem se předchozí den hádali, bylo to k smíchu. Opravdu, důvody, které si mí rodiče našli k vyprovokování hádky byly obvykle absolutní drobnosti a sračky. Hádky byly skoro každý den. Před pár dny jsem se tedy rozhodl, že by nebylo úplně od věci si to začít zapisovat, abych pobavil větší množství lidí. Každopádně mě mrzí, že mě to nenapadlo dříve, protože některé příběhy opravdu stály za to.
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What happens when your underage, your mom is The Wanted and One Direction's manager and your forced to live in the UK? Well for me it means I'm forced to skip my last year of high school. Hi the name's Alex, Alex Cruz short for Alexandria Skye Cruz but everyone calls me Alex. I hate my full name. I know what your gonna say 'Alexandria is a beautiful name what kinda girl wouldn't like that name' yeah? Well I'm that girl. I honestly think its way to girly and formal and I'm more laid back and cool like ice haha. I'm 5'6, 17 almost 18,I had dark brown chocolate hair but that's dyed blue now and I have what people would call fair skin. I'm that crazy girl that has the attention span of a five year old yet still manages to actually keep some friends. They might all be guys except for my cousin Jewel aka Drool who is my absolute best friend till the world runs out of cookies but I don't think that counts. I have a brother named Joe who basically raises me since Mom is always working managing The Wanted but I couldn't care less she's way to bossy. I only like her when she sends me chocolate and V.I.P passes to the VMAs every year. It's honestly annoying how much time she spends over there in the UK all because of that boyband and now to add to more of the annoyingness she's now managing One Direction too. Yippee! NOT I mean they're hot and everything and their music is great but I absolutely hate them all 10 of those sexy guys. It's the end of the summer and guess how I'm spending it? With my mother in the UK with One Direction AND The Wanted. A whole year in the freaking UK with none of my friends, no turtles, no sun, nobody who gets me, and I'm missing my senior year. Maybe I'll learn to like them, or pick up a cool accent, maybe do a few heartless pranks, I'll probably lose my mind staying up all night drooling over those guys but...at least some good things will be coming out of this AWESOME RIGHT? :'( (Please kill me now) [PG-13] Parents Strongly Cautioned