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I Am My Own Cousin.

jacquelinehelbert

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Time 9h 46m

Reads 45,708
Votes 1,397
Parts 37
Time 9h 46m

jacquelinehelbert

Mature

children comedy custody divorce domestic dysfunction family homeless nonfiction poverty puberty red redneck stalking violence

My parents were teenagers when they had a set of identical triplets, quickly followed by three more children. They decided to home school us, move us into the back of a TV/VCR repair store, and embraced a religious/conspiracy zealousness that the world wasn't big enough to handle. The resulting chaos is a dark comedy study of dysfunction.

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