"BEING A KID WAS SO FUN - LORD, TAKE ME BACK!" Between being Vegeta's and Superman's biggest fan-girl, I'm a Nigerian, Christian, nerdy girl with slightly neurotic tendencies that can make me appear super extra when really I'm just trying to play it cool. You know, being human. That whole falling in love with that possessive bad boy then falling for the hot older guy then falling asleep on your books because you're supposed to be studying to be a medical doctor when you really just want to be a teacher and play with little babies until your ovaries explode - Oh, too much too soon? A memoir of sorts, except, I'm not dead or famous.