oof. Don't. call me Daddy, I'm your father not your daddy, the only reason I'm ur father is because (1) I'm over protective (2) I can ground you and finally (3) I am old enough.
"I'm not calling you 105 because of some vendetta or personal opinion. I call you 105 because that is your name, and I call you it because you are an object. An SCP object, property of the SCP Foundation. Understand?"
I do not own this story.