The Pukka Shell Prophecies

Long long ago there lived a prophet named prophet Isaiah and his BIG pet Holy Horn. They lived in a beautiful mansion along with polyamorous partners Big Gay, Pukashell, Jezuhz, Baharias, and Cozbo Baggons. They were living a more than perfect life until Cozbo Baggons betrayed and left their sex pact. The household was in complete distress after the prior events. What will the family do? Where will they go? Will they go to great lengths to get back their precious boy. We might never know. But what we do know is that this will be of great help to those of you planning to go to bible study!